Faux Wood Blinds
Our most popular blind — all the warmth of real wood, with none of the upkeep.
Faux wood blinds are our single most popular product — and it's easy to see why. Easy to clean, flame retardant, and moisture resistant, our Expressions faux wood Venetians deliver the classic warmth and texture of real wood at a fraction of the cost and with far less maintenance. They're ideal for kitchens, bathrooms, and busy family homes across Carlisle and Cumbria.
Features
Expressions Collection
Our flagship faux wood range, available in a wide choice of wood-effect finishes from light oak to dark walnut. 50mm slat width for a bold, contemporary look.
Moisture & Humidity Resistant
Unlike real wood, faux wood blinds won't warp, crack, or discolour in humid conditions — making them the perfect choice for kitchens, bathrooms, and conservatories.
Child & Pet Safe
Available with child-safe cord options and breakaway connectors. We follow all current UK safety standards for window blind cords.
Key Benefits
- Moisture resistant — ideal for kitchens and bathrooms
- Flame retardant for added safety
- Easy to wipe clean
- Available in a wide range of wood-effect finishes
- More affordable than real wood
- Made to measure for any window size
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the difference between faux wood and real wood blinds?
Faux wood blinds are made from a PVC/wood composite that looks like real wood but is moisture resistant and easier to clean. Real wood blinds are heavier, warmer in tone, and better suited to dry rooms.
Are they suitable for bathrooms?
Yes — faux wood blinds are specifically designed to handle moisture and humidity, making them ideal for bathrooms and kitchens.
What slat widths are available?
We supply faux wood blinds in 50mm slat width as standard. This gives a bold, contemporary look that suits most window sizes.
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